1. It is close to impossible to explain verb tenses to a new four year old.
2. Scrubbing Bubbles is an AMAZING product - my shower has never looked better and I didn't have to scrub a thing (seriously just spray, wait and wipe!).
3. Shoveling Snow does NOT induce labor - it just makes you very sore and tired.
4. The made up word "snoof" has many possible meanings. You can use it in sentences like,
"This toy is not snoof enough, mom" or "I am feeling snoofy" and even "There is not enough snoof on my shelf"
5. No matter how many chocolate chip pumpkin muffins you make, they will be consumed within days, if not hours.
6. No matter how hard you try, when you are 38 weeks pregnant it is impossible to wash your child's hair and not end up in the tub - this task has now been delegated to Ryan as I have no interest in falling in the bathtub (no matter how clean it is!) . . . again.
7. Decorating, to a four year old means proudly throwing several things on the floor and leaving them there.
and last, but not least . . .
8. Even when it is cold (-15) and snowy (6-8 inches) and everyone else is miserable and complaining, you can still appreciate, love and enjoy winter in all it's glory!