Things I Hear on a Daily Basis

1. "Can I spit in the sink/toilet?"

2. "Can I throw (insert random item) in the toilet?"

3. "Do I have to wash my hands?"

4. "Did I eat enough dinner?" followed by, "Can I have some candy?"

5. "Does Daddy have to go to work today?"

6. "Ooh, I picked a big booger!"

7. "Can I kiss Charlotte? Can I smell her?"

8. "Can you please sing me a son?"

9. "Mom, Mom, um Mom, um Mommy um Mom, . . . "

10. "I'm just teasin'"

11. "Can I get (toy) out?" - He asks everytime he wants to get another toy out.

12. "Can you pet this doggy?" - this is in reference to himself